Driving home. 1 in the morning. On the side of the road - there's a semi. A few blocks down the road. I'm on a residential street. The driver must be napping or something. I'm looking at the traffic light. It's not getting any closer. On the other hand, this semi is. My eyes start to drift. I'm staring. Blankly staring at the smooth silver metal. My hands start to drift. I'm turning. Closer. Now. Right behind it. Whhhhheeeeelllllssssssspiiinnnniinnnnggg........BAM! I finally hit the back of it. The bottom half of my vehicle slides right under it. The top crumples together against the back. It's a quick pinch. A slap in the face. And before you know it my head is gone. Sliced right off. Blood everywhere. They're going to have to call 911. Bag me up. Head separately. This trucker will barely know what hit him.
My hands straighten out. The light hasn't gotten any closer. The semi is still 3 blocks away. My head is safely attached to my body.
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